a) Off Ray's driveway
b) Down the Motorway
c) Into another country
the planned route is:
Calais to Paris on day 1
Paris to Munich on day 2
Munich to Prague on day 3
Prague to Amsterdam on day 4
Following this there will be some cultural and reflective time spent on the floor of a bar in Amsterdam and underneath a table in Brussels, before a final triumphant return to London where due to the fairly shoddy nature of connecting services going north and a serious lack of funds, I will probably be enjoying the hospitality of some of our capital's finest park benches.
Due to the extremely clever nature of the internet, you can see our entire planned route right here on Google maps. If you are planning to use this information to kidnap/rob us please note: The Byron-esque geezer and the Baddiel look-a-like are stinking rich but the scruffy man in the indie band t-shirt is skint and would make a very, very annoying hostage.
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